Not that this isn’t funny — it is — but I feel like you get to make fun of twitter or slavishly imitate their site layout and formatting. Not both.
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yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves
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jesus christ, getting laid in your enemy's grave? that's some freak shit but honestly i kinda dig it
well yeah you dig it thats how you make a grave
A feel like this is a conversation between Shakespeare's clowns, and I love that.
Reading reviews for havdalah candles written by unsuspecting Christian housewives who bought them to use for dinner candles is my new passion. I’ll be laughing for an eternity.
Imagine letting a candle burn that looks like this once lit:
For an hour.
Dude, get the wine!
For my goyische followers: Havdalah is a service to mark the end of shabbat and the beginning of the week. The flame is big so that everyone at the service can see it. You also only have it lit for a few minutes before extinguishing it (traditionally in wine). They are not table candles. My guess is that these people bought them because they’re pretty and braided without knowing or caring what they’re used for.
For my Jewish followers: the goyim are at it again.
It needs to be multiple wicks, and I think a tall flame is just what happens in that situation
btw if u like v/a/c/c/u/m/i/n/g all the puppy dogys fucking hate u
THIS USER IS A FUCKED UP DOG
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WOAH WHAT!!!! MOBY GET OVER HERE CHECK THIS SHIT OUT
Sooo hilarious but I can completely see this being a real conversation between streaming execs 😏
(original vid: Asif Ali - instagram - https://tinyurl.com/2p8jpkzz)
“they even put an Indian guy in WandaVision”
hang on a second, I gotta look up something
yeah, this is really funny
Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread
